she says I'm brutally honest and then says something dumb
First Date
he corrects your pronunciation of a word nobody cares about
he says I don't really do small talk and then talks only about himself
she calls the date an experience like a Yelp review
he gives the bartender a life lesson
she asks what are we before the appetizers
he says we should definitely do Europe on date one
he tells the server I come here all the time and clearly doesn't
she takes a bite and says wait everybody stop
he keeps checking himself in reflective surfaces
she says this is giving soulmate
he orders for you after meeting you 12 minutes ago
she says I'm such an empath before being rude to staff
he asks for your love language before the drinks arrive
he tries to dap up the bartender
she asks the waiter what's your most famous dish
he said let's workshop our feelings at mini golf
she rehearsed her order in line under her breath
she laughed at her own joke first
he said let's circle back on a date