Food

he peels a banana while maintaining eye contact

she leaves one sip in every drink

she records the table before anyone can eat

she says girl dinner while ordering a full entrée

he swishes soda in his mouth before swallowing

she calls wine vino every time

she says I'm such a foodie at Applebee's

he calls espresso expresso

he hums while chewing

she narrates the menu out loud

he ordered milk with steak

she baby-talked to the waiter