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she says I fear… before every sentence

Texting

he tells the server I come here all the time and clearly doesn't

First Date

she takes a bite and says wait everybody stop

First Date

he keeps checking himself in reflective surfaces

First Date

she says this is giving soulmate

First Date

he orders for you after meeting you 12 minutes ago

First Date

she says I'm such an empath before being rude to staff

First Date

he asks for your love language before the drinks arrive

First Date

he parks badly and calls it close enough

Dating

she records the table before anyone can eat

Food